"Whiney rant" alert

Yeah, so let's see what hasn't gone right for me lately: I don't have a job, I still live at home, my penis pump hasn't worked at all, Matt just informed me that my comments won't get me a higher rank on Google, and every test I turn into Film Roman is viciously rejected. Thankfully I can now add a new one to the list: My scanner just broke; I think that should fit snugly between "my penis pump" and "I still live at home".

So for now, I will just post anything I can find while my scanner is on haitus. I will also look forward to starting many new segments in the near future. I call it "info-tainment", so stay tuned.

I figured my first post should be something fitting my romantic and debonair persona; something sweet and elegant with the pleasing perfume of "Tal" by Calvin Klein. Unfortunetly I couldn't scan Bettie so I chose The Manchester Jester (aka ManJester for those who know him best). Most of you know him as the lovable, psychotic, demi-clown who rapes things and kills people. I finally finished modeling him in Maya and also revamped his 2D appearance in accordance to his 3D state.

2D...

...and 3D